What happened today? Was I a part of it? Or did it simply pass me by in a hazy cloud concocted by the gleaming glares of glimmering phantasm on the brink of referring to itself as news? I took two steps back today and wondered what was being offered to me. What was I really getting out of listening to news, reading news, letting the blood of news into some sort of cerebral leech meant to cure me of societal woes? I first thought nothing. Simply nothing. A confusion only to be reckoned with by the daze of a junkie watching Jim Carrol plays trying desperately to get something from it but to no avail.

Is G.W. Bush nothing more than another Burlesconi or is he a Tappie covered in the cloth of anti socialism? Bernard Tappie (if you do not know him GOOGLE his ass!) would be a sort of counter visage to our conservative leader who has more party association with a Burlosconi. I have lost most of you but please bear with me. Politics has many faces as does religion, business, and the fears we all have as to how the three of them effect us. Bears in the woods and occasionally we all stop in for some porridge and a nap. Simply not fair on our behalves. If we want to see the countenance of the bears and smell their deathly carnivorous breath as they wonder who the hell we are then we must eat with them and sleep by their sides. How silly of me, and the rest of us, to think otherwise!

Without the poor taste and bad date judgement of a prom date gone bad I ask the question: Do any of you follow politics outside of the United States? And by that I mean other countries politics? To truly grasp our role in a global playing field you must first not only understand the basics of history, philosophy, religion, and how we all relate to each other (from country to country) based on those three contact points, but also understand the economics that drive those three forces as well as how we are all easily distracted from considering these facts due to the isolated micro - worlds we live in and that the media perpetuate in order to keep us under control. If you think the government controls you take a stroll down to that two street corner of media and conglomerate  cerebral licking. Do you feel like cat fur yet? If you thought about it and reflected long enough, you would say, "Yes. We are all the mangy death of alley like variety that plague all of the would be cute cats that will never find homes in the current situation." A mere coat on the animal that is left out, nothing more.

 I know some are saying, "OK, Richard screw you I don't need this condescension." others are saying, " Yada, yada, yada, get on with it already. I know this crap!".  And there are the majority who think I am insane. Yes, that IS my picture above and yes, it is recent! Either way wake up and smell what I am dishing. I am building to a point. One that just might flavor your humpday or your meandering Thursday morning and give it direction and make it taste GOOD! Ever think of that or were you in L.A. watching the car chase?

The car chase has become media art in Los Angeles. A gigantic canvas of eccentric love between the proverbial Warhol and Basquiat. Dancing around in doped out drunken wonder lust in some sort of homo erotic spandex ballet flavored with elitism and justified existence, all while shooting and spraying paint in some sort of statement only to be seen by those interested enough in their potential absurdity. Thanks O.J.! Thank you Ford, maker of the white Bronco! And, of course, thank you A.C. Cowlings! Soon it will be telegraphed from the Getty to the Guggenheim and the world will taste it in all of it's glory. It has been sauteed out here long enough. It is time to spread the word. Fox news did today for a bit, that's how important the religious interrogation in Cleveland was or the talking heads of war reporting  has been. Even Fox cable news (not the local Fox channel) was entranced by "The Car Chase". One last thank you goes to the fabulous law enforcement agencies found here in Southern California, chomping at the bit for the next race, chase, and run down!

For one and a half hours this crud filtered it's way into my cerebral cortex. Bumping and grinding it's way through the real news into the champagne room of my current events. High speed persuit! WOW! I should tune in more. In L.A. we watch every car chase. Everytime and everyway it happens, ALL of the local channels shut down (except for PBS - big shout out to something public for once!) and cast this crap as the most important thing since the assassination of Kennedy or the Moon landing. Somehow I think those are more important but not here in L.A.

L.A. may have lost fervor in the world since the days of the Doors but Jim wouldn't have even consumed a free drink in modern Los Angeles. City of Angels my ASS! City of absurdity is more like it. For the cities campaign to educate and thwart of the possibility of germ attack we hired actors with 10's of thousands of dollars. The story broke this morning. We house Cardinal Mahonney the most corrupt molester hider of the twentieth and twenty first centauries. Lucifer will diddle him when he is done and even God is licking his chops waiting for that scene to be played out. We gave the appocalypse story a couple minutes of play today as the Cleveland Q and A broke into discussion of theocracy (which I will touch base on when I can get more info, you see we have been car chasing all afternoon). There is no longer a faded blue jean image of the L.A. woman. She has become a wig donning, fishnet wearing, beaten and bruised BDSM-a-donna known as Larry Wachowski; dressed in drag and funding such fab films as "V for Vendetta". Obviously his mistress did not whip the shit out of him hard enough. Or maybe, just maybe too much. I wonder if Larry watches the car chases when strapped to the rack or thrown into the Iron Maiden. MMMMM, I doubt it. Something about money excluding you from reality until the divorce attorneys and the tax men come knocking reality into your ass and it isn't as enjoyable as anything that you pay 500 an hour for in a dungeon, though it is similar.

Today was sad. News just isn't the same. I can't wait for modern news to dissolve into the soup of evolution like some sort of long forgotten flavor cube of bullion. Never to be chewed , just thought of while consuming the soup of what's to come, the soup of information not redundancy and repetition - which is the soup the next day on the floor - PUKE. I whistle and cackle in hopes the new hot sexy news of truth will stop at my construction platform. I know it won't, which makes me happy I don't work construction for I would be disapointed. L.Ron Hubbard is even looking down at the birth place of his science fiction religion shaking his head in disbelief of how much fiction has botoxed it's way into the brows and upper lips of Southern Californians which still are not stiff enough to watch the "real news".

Chasing the bad guys, damning Mahonney, pondering theocracy, and whipping the ass off of Larry Wachowski; I inhale deep and know that maybe one of you will be left to read Friday's post of potential poignancy perpetuating proper propaganda of procreational prosperity ...

 

I have just recently discovered that free thought can easily be censored. I am not discussing the obvious givens such as Al Jazierra or even anything construed and edited by the main stream media here in the U.S.A. Don't get me wrong I know that censorship is an on going unraveling of free exchange that has been going on for centuries, so don't go acting like I am naive and start citing me examples of censorship today or through out history.

Here in the blogosphere I was under the impression (which I now find to be disgustingly false) that we could exchange ideas and be free to discuss them. I am quite aware that profanity or obscenity are excluded from that exchange as a general rule of thumb when regarding comments or posts that may end up in the hands of youth. MySpace has had it's problems as of recent in regards to under age browsers ending up in  trouble or being exposed to things that are to say the least unsavory. However, I thought (again I was very much so wrong) that well worded, well thought of, and well researched statements and rebuttals were encouraged in order to provoke thought and debate as well as to educate. Boy, I was wrong, wrong, wrong and I think that IS wrong, Wrong, WRONG!!!!

I recently had a healthy debate in the comment section of two separate posts that were written by one of our fellow bloggers, one of our brethren. I contained myself. I did not call names. I hardly swore at all (and if I did the extent of which was the word "friggin'"). I made points. I made arguments. When attacked back by being compared to King Richard I defended myself quite chivalrously.

The first thread of comments there was a good healthy exchange of about 8 - 10 comments. No problem. The counters to my points never seemed to fully grasp what I was conveying and they seemed to jump right onto key words (refer to my bonus post from Sunday). It was frustrating and irritating but I love a good debate and/or challenge and dove into the empty pool of opportunity.

I went back just moments ago to reference the comment thread that was for the following piece. It appears as though all of my input has been deleted. Beyond my own recollection and my personal comment history log the only clue that I was there was a response from a reader of the post who begins their comment with "rek". I am sure that after some people read this that that will be deleted as well. This particular post with the comments erased ends with comments about church tax exemption eerily similar to one of the points that I repeatedly made in capital letters on the previous posts comment thread. MMMMMMM. Use me and abuse me? I am not into that, that much there ~ sweet cheeks!

There was a third post that was placed after a comment was written by the writer towards the end after my now deleted comments that said he did not have time enough for debate due to tax season. That comment was time stamped 7:58 pm EST. His third post is thought out, written, and posted shortly after that comment with a time stamp 10:39 pm EST. Too busy doing taxes? Well you got out your inflation post which didn't amount to a hill of beans. Were you just avoiding throwing your hat into the ring that you constructed. Hail Caesar! I find it funny that on this super market update piece that one of his commenter's takes a phrase from one of my previous comments just two posts prior which was the turn of phrase, " consumed by consumerism" to which the writer responded with his beautiful bravo!

Here is the topper though. This afternoon I went to read his current piece about eternal damnation and much to my chagrin I can not comment. Hell, I can't even write to the all knowing scribe of the text as he has blocked my messages. This tasty little tid bit of piss-me-off was also executed upon at least one other of our fellow bloggers. All of this led me to construct this piece and to find out during my research and look back for info for it that my previous comments were deleted.

Creating history is NOT acceptable. I know you are getting back at the text book industry right? UNFAIR! Posts and comments here are meant to be open for all, unless I go screaming pornography through your post without a point  or trying to get readers to hook up on my web cam. Wait, maybe that is it! You find my picture offensive. Well, we all can't be as beautiful as you now can we?

There are some posts here that are completely shut down to comment and are more of the informative format and less one of editorializing and opine debate. Those I find acceptable as I am sure you all do as well. But to black ball some one because you disagree with them? Who are you the new liberal McCarthy? Or is it just that you like the light air found in your sycophant cult that run around touting you as a modern day hero and an "enigma"? I am sure Hitler had a great time declining other points of view and just letting everyone lap up his sweet cream milk that had grown sour underneath the sun of selective intelligence and hatred. Who would know? Milk is milk when you are a thirsty - mmmm I'll be nice and clean - cat! Stalin would be proud of you as would Mao Tse Tung. By any chance do you work for the Chinese operations office for Google?

I just thought that we all should know about this. The blog in question is one of the most popular blogs listed to the right on the Blogstream home page and well that, with all of its black magic marker lines straight from the CIA or DOJ as well as it's "lost" comments and unfair access, makes it dangerous. Very DANGEROUS indeed. When we all came to blog did we want to create a new form of biased vomit cycles like the closed mass media machine? Or did we all come to learn and speak out and be heard? I find it funny that at the end of the post that I am now blocked from that it actually asks for input, musings, and stories as well as suggestions, except from me. Am I not good enough? Do I not make the grade? Here's a suggestion: Open your friggin' mind and stop being a fist of non complementing idea crushing. It would be gratefully appreciated!

When Dillinger sat in his Arizona cell after his manipulative press pictures with the Mayor and the Chief of Police he was smuggled a block of wood, out of which he would whittle a faux gun in order to take a guard and his real gun in order to escape. John Dillinger: hero or criminal? It is all in the eyes of the robbed, as I now know all too well.

Until Wednesday when hopefully I can control my vomiting as I am honestly and completely DISGUSTED ...

Just a brief bonus on this beautiful of Sundays. I have come to type a bit about PC on my PC. Mac users - beware. People who forbid the speaking of one's mind due to the "feelings" of others - beware. People who can't communicate and want their information abbreviated and acronymed and catch phrased all full of daisies and smiles at the super fast drive through line so you can process the idea or concept quickly while driving and not paying any attention to anything other than yourself and your sense of self righteous indignity because you don't hurt anyone's "feelings" - beware. People who do not know the difference between work and job, accident and incident, truth and fact, or sensual and sensuous - beware. This post is my vent, anger, rant, rave on STUPIDITY and the many forms it comes in!!!

Does anyone take the time to actually choose their words AND know what they mean? I don't think two thirds of us actually do one of those, nevermind both. We continually dumb down education and then wonder why our children, and ourselves for that matter, can not compete. Don't give me the education funding bullshit spouted about in the leaflets handed out and propagated by the teacher's union. I am not buying it! In California this past ballot spin the teachers and education got a budget increase but it wasn't as much as it was supposed to be by a quarter less. Be thankful we continue to bloat your budget of make belief and over pricing.

Back to the point of language. All words are not created equal and, yes, some words are hurtful. The old seven "deadly" words of offensiveness are silly. We all know what those are - hit your thumb with a hammer and if "fudge" or "cheese and crackers" or Jiminy Christmas" or "sugar" come out of your pie hole then you are on of the few "blessed" restrainers of interjection. The rest of us curse and most of us, with a clue, know when it is appropriate and when it is not. It is the "fire" rule. Don't yell fire in a super market and don't scream fuck in the same super market or trouble will ensue on either count. The new seven "deadly" words are counting their way up the rungs of the dictionary ladder and there are much more than seven now.

I like words. I read the dictionary. My spelling may leave a bit to be desired but at least I know what the words I use mean. If more of us put down the walkman or ipod, turned off the tv, tivo, or dvd, stopped drugging ourselves into oblivion with "medicines" to make ourselves be "normal", then maybe, just maybe, we could read a friggin' book. Even look up words that we don't know. Actually LEARN how to communicate. We are all too self centered and self serving.

I HATE (not a word I use loosely, as with any of the words I choose to use) having conversations with people in this day and age. No one wants to hear a story or a tale of any decent detail. Everyone wants a summary. Life is NOT Clift Notes people! Telling a story includes background, detail and explanation of which can not be found in a motor mouth sum up of five sentences, unless it is a story of the "Dick and Jane" variety. Oh how sad it is that all we want out of conversation (to converse, an exchange of a concept or ideas) is to know where the hell Spot is and how that briefly and immediately effects his masters. Do you know the difference between affect and effect? When I talk to people, with people, and listen to people (and I do listen) I find that most peoples attention strays away as if  a story is nothing more than a trailer at a movie theatre. Maybe that is why the Bunny Movies are so popular. I am considered a long winded bore  that blovates around and ends up (due to the lack of concentration or attention of my "victims" or "listeners") resorting to being boorish in order to grab the attention back to the story at hand. All this effort to be clear and consice and colorful. What the fuck is the point!?!? No one gives a shit and most would be content just nodding as they stare at a hospital white wall and agree without knowing anything I have tried to convey beyond the first sentence. Damn them all!

The other part of conversation and idea exchange that bothers me quite a bit is a warped sense of guilty by association that we have. I do not mean guilty by knowing someone or being affiliated with an idea but rather the listener or reader weaving their own sun burned vinyl platter of contorted crooning based on a catch phrase or word that THEY associate with something that is so far off topic that it can only prove they are not listening. Some great examples would be the following. I say, " I am proud to be white" - guilty - I am a racist. I say, " Legalize drugs" - guilty - I live in a crack house and shoot heroin. I say, " I am pro life" - guilty - I am a mysogynistic pig who hates women. I say, " Guns ownership is a good idea" - guilty - I want to be in a gang or a militia depending on how much I hate the government. I say, " I believe in morality and ethics as well as a responsibilities to own up to the repercussions of our choices" - guilty - I am a religious freak. I say, "You shouldn't do that, it is wrong and it hurts me" - guilty - I am a narrow minded martyr imposing my ideals of wrong and right on someone. I say, "Marriage is a unifying act of sanctity between a man and a woman" - guilty - I am a homo-phobe. I do not get it. I do not get it one single bit. If I turn around those generalizations on the accusers of my guilt due to those statements well then I am a rabid attack dog disregarding political correctness and I am nothing more than a zealot, a racist, and a xenophobe. Sad, sad, sad.

When people want to hurt other people as an attack or act of revenge not as a defense or people want to act out of jealousy or envy and claim that any of those motives give them the right to find innocence in that last paragraph then they need to educate themselves and learn who I am and what I am saying not just nod and find defense in the defense of myself. And those who nod when the "guilty" explanation is given after each of the examples listed above you need to know what you are talking about. Sometimes context IS everything! We actually need to LEARN how to communicate. We are all too self centered and self serving.

Between moments of silence meaning this or that. From the shores of "no white people statues in front of Maine minor league ball park" in Portland. To the shores of "UMass not wanting student lobbied and supported dorms of difference" in order to support the already indicative isolation felt in a predominately white heterosexual school out in the boon docks of western Massachusetts. Am I on the Mars Orbiter? When did Feelings mean that much. Logic and Intelligence is what we have needed to survive and will continue to need to do so. "Hurt Feelings" should not be a means to rule the world. Ask anyone who ever played Dungeons and Dragons: you aren't looking for a high charisma score unless you are a con man.

Feelings are nothing more than the production of protein peptides in the brain that get you "high". The reason most of us seek out similar feelings or reactions over and over again are because of the production of these chemicals in our brains. We are ALL addicts of these chemical reactions to the point that nuero receivers in the brain, due to over production of certain peptides, actually malform and transform their ports of entry to only receive certain chemicals that we crave (much like a lock and a key) making it difficult to "feel" other emotions. Anyone who wants to battle about feelings with me needs to take a chemistry class, a biology class, and a lesson or two in meta physics; then we can talk. LEARN something it might make your existence easier. But then again to block it all out and keep a closed mind, it makes the tea at the pity party that much sweeter. Who needs sugar when you have censorship of exchange and attention?

Most of you will laugh and drink your tea as you cast thunderbolts through my points and my point of view. Cest la vie. But do not blame me when the words in the dictionary get fewer and far between and all of the children run around using "ain't" and "gotten". I remember back to my youth and one of the things that stands out and is pertinent here is: "Don't say ain't, your mother will faint, your father will step in a bucket of paint, your brother will lie, your cat will die, your sister will call the FBI." Wow! What insight children can have and will continue to have until we all get our  greasy grimy grips on them and corrupt them into little "me" zombies, none of which will speak proper English or be able to convey an idea with precision.

My reference source, which I keep next to the ol' computer as I write, is a Webster's New Twentieth Century Dictionary of the English Language (last I checked that IS what we speak in America, right?). It is unabridged and gloriously bound. It is from 1952 and a publishing effort of The World Publishing Company, Cleveland and New York. My dictionary has maps, the United Nations contract, populations and statistics as well as common referances and bible quotes, along with the Constitution and farmers almanac excerpts. MMMMMM? It is also about 7 1/2 inches thick and printed on paper that is, um, wafer thin! I guess everyone else just asks a buddy what the hell words are.

I know it was supposed to be short. I really didn't even talk about all of what I wanted to. But Sunday is as Sunday does. Until tomorrow morning when I crawl into the literary hammock and swing, swing, swing my way into Monday's verbosity ...

Strap in or strap on, which ever you prefer, this is going to be a long one! I absorbed alot of senseless rubbish today. Some of it was intriguing and some was just down right scary. A little bit of the Pizzicato Five should cure that but I am still left with a bad taste in my mouth. No, not green beer. No, not the eight silver fillings in the back of my mouth that are melting because they are twenty three years old and causing my insanity (filling and tooth replacement is expensive when you are: young BROKE and republican). This "bad" taste comes from all of us including me. We all walk around chest thumping and knowing what is to know. I am sick of conspiracy theories, generalizations and all of the enema bags we shit suck our opinions through. DO NOT start exempting yourself. We are ALL guilty of it. That is why tonight I listen to music from Japan IN Japanese. We all have a little Michael Kenyon in us. We ALL are Illinois Enema Bandits!

I gaze and drool up at my infamous AOL "Favorites Tool Bar". Yum Yum Yum! Soooooo delicious! If it were more than just mere pixels I would take a big ol' bite right now and WOW would I be right where I am anyway ... wondering WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

I scan it and am reaffirmed of my diversity. Look, I listen to alot of radio and read lots of papers and watch a lot of news and read alot in general. I even subscribe to Time and Rolling Stone. I am not bragging it is one of my joys beyond writing and building pianos (and of course my daughter and my woman). To scan across my "fav tool bar" (the word tool reminds me of too many things to mention here as I actually have a few points to make but a nod to "tool" anyway) I find sites like myspace and LULU as well as blogstream and blogspot (where I have my poetry blog), but I also come across (google and rhymezone a given) Fark, huffington post (which comes up as huffing due to letter restraints), NPR, The Financial Times, Fox News, Frontpagemag.com, Ann Coulter, The Smoking Gun, Drudge, CNN, and KFI (KFI 640 am .com). I think that is a pretty good array of shi'ite to read. All of it varies. You are all laughing right now at all the conservative sites but links are provided on the ones I mentioned and EVERYONE has connections. So, let's do a little round robin in the name of ol' St. Patrick!

My e-mail was filled with some Huffington links tonight when I got home. By the way I chose the mon-wed-fri schedule because I work Tuesday through Saturday, so my Friday is not as joyfull as other's. Anyway, there was a post from Jack Klugman on today's Huffington page. It was called "God is not a Republican". Of course it piqued my interest. Mr. Klugman is still a functioning actor, who prefers stage as opposed to film and continues to make a good living at the age of 83. I remember fondly into my youth of episodes of "Quincy" and "The Odd Couple" (Neil Simon is why I started writing at twelve after seeing "Brighton Beach Memoirs") but the last two things I remember Jack for, probably to his dismay, are his appearance as the gravely throat death seeker in "Dear God" with Greg Kinnear and the parody of him doing coke with Peter Griffin in the "Family Guy". Well, his post was more than intelligent. I wish I could have heard his gravel voice kicking up stones and turning over rocks speaking the words of his enlightenment. Jack is a life long Democrat and votes the party ticket. His piece today was a wake up call for anyone associating themselves with anything liberal and who still votes. From Huffingtonpost.com (I really have hated her for years especially during the recall election here in California) Mr. Klugman writes, "We live in a religious country. Get over it. And not only that, but religion is not a superstitious bromide for the ignorant. There is tremendous wisdom, accumulated over centuries of deep thought, in all the major traditions, and all those folks who invest their time and energy in faith are NOT idiots. Why is this a political thought? Because our party has set itself up as the party that's against God, and as long as it does that, we will keep losing power. If we were to do all the same things we're doing now, however, and somehow extend an olive branch to the faithful, we could swing the Washington pendulum hard and fast to our side. Think about it. There are plenty of religious people who respect women's rights and believe in evolution - that's not the point. The point is, as Abraham Lincoln said, "Both sides pray to the same God." God is not a Republican, and it's about time we gave Him equal opportunity on our platform." I think the man may be a genius!

Which makes my strides step on over to NPR. YAY! On NPR the big story, at least on their web page, is about a twelve year old boy from Dorset, England. His name is Joshua Littman, a simply amazing lad. At five Josh was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome (Steven Spielberg, Dan Akroyd, and I think myself have the same disorder) and at the age of nine Josh became a member of MENSA (as are "Weird" Al Yankovic and his wife). Josh now is twelve and an honor roll student. He wrote a series of questions to his mother recently and this has made NPR "news", which honestly I am glad has. His mom Sarah received the questions as follows (NPR.org):, "Joshua's Questions:

1) What do you think of today's young people? Have they deteriorated?

2) How does getting married feel?

3) Do you think the U.S. is becoming a mess of a country?

4) Do you have any mortal enemies?

5) Have you ever felt that life is hopeless?

6) Are you scared that terrorists might attack?

7) Have you ever lied to me?

8) Is there anyone you wish were dead?

9) What do you think is the greatest country in the world?

10) Have you ever thought you couldn't cope with a child?

11) Do you think your life would be different without animals? (on a scale of 1-10)

12) Do you think a lot of people are sexist?

13) Why does it seem like everyone loves Amie [Joshua's sister, 9] more?

* And one last question, asked when it came to mind:

14) Have I met the expectations you had for me when I was born?"

I know spacing is weird but I can't copy and write and retype everything sometimes cut and paste helps! If Josh's questions were asked at more summits of world leaders, while sitting in their underwear, we might have world peace or maybe just world blushing. Answer them for yourself they are pretty hot-shit for a twelve year old; member of MENSA or not!

I know not much of "GENIUS". I test out high, no pun intended and no, you may not know my three digit figure or association affiliation! When I think of genius I think of Bob Dobbs. The Church of the Sub Genius, oh yeah! Bless that visage complete with palmade hair and sometimes with the "ok, pumpkin" pipe hanging from mouth corner like the Bing (no whiskey or child beating here!). I suggest you check it out. It may not be in my fav bar but it is in my favorites at Subgenius.com.

So, onto Fox.com, I know - OUCH! I suck and all that other crap! Today on Fox comes the most creepy picture of anyone in the news since Ted Kaczynski. The countanance I saw was that of Kenneth Glenn Hinson. This South Carolina man, who resided in Hartsville (how ironic), abducted and raped two seventeen year old girls who were left restrained in a secret room beneath his tool shed. MMMMMMM? As sad as this is, and I know it to be disturbing, I also find a smidge of humor just because of the shed geography. Anyhow, he was caught today. Look at his picture. WOW! All I can say, as wrong as his crimes are, he is the reason that people in the fringe communities of sexual recreation are viewed as wackos or dangerous, not to mention he kind of looks like Moody! The neighbors of this madman want to know why they didn't know he was there since he had already done time for a rape of a minor in 1991 (maybe 1992 - read the story). Well I can computer search all molesters, rapists, public pee'ers, mooners, and you: in-the-open-jerk-it's, just by going to the web (Jessica's Law). CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN OR WOMAN AND DEMAND JUSTICE!!! IT IS ALL IN YOUR CONTROL! YOU MAKE THE LAWS VIA YOUR BALLOT. STOP LOOKING AT YOUR LACK OF TEETH AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE! IT IS THE LEAST YOU COULD DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK. Well the "least we could do" is relative. Let's think of an article on Frontpagemag.com by Ben Johnson about Paul Craig Roberts. From the article Mr Johnson says that the devil Mr. Roberts is, "chairman of the Institute for Political Economy and Research Fellow at the Independent Institute, a former associate editor of the Wall Street Journal, former contributing editor for National Review, and a former assistant secretary of the U.S. Treasury” under Ronald Reagan.". OK, Now my font is fucked up and I am pissed, but I will leave it to seem pompous and very Washington Post or Wall Street Journal. BASTARDS!!! On 3.16.06 Mr Roberts, on LewRockwell.com, explained the government's pretext to nuking Iran as the following scenario: "a low yield, perhaps tactical, nuclear weapon will be exploded some distance out from a U.S. port. Death and destruction will be minimized, but fear and hysteria will be maximized. Americans will be told that the ship bearing the weapon was discovered and intercepted just in time, thanks to Bush’s illegal spying program, and that Iran is to blame. A more powerful wave of fear and outrage will again bind the American people to Bush, and the U.S. media will not report the rest of the world’s doubts of the explanation." WOW! ~ WOW! ~ WOW! Am i still in America or have I crawled up Pancho Villa's asshole and been shat down the throat of Fidel Castro all for the sexual enjoyment of Vicente Fox. Third world nightmare baby and Afrikka Bambatta need not inform me of it, I am there! And so was Pierre Sallinger sending postcards from the big appel not too many years ago.

I am going to lump KFI (KFIAM640.com) and Drudge (drudgereport.com)  together for this next one. They both spoke fondly of the "Calabasas Issue" today. For those of you (especially smokers, as I am) outside of the state listen up. The ultra fab city, of newly found fascism known as, Calabasas has made smoking illegal in public. I do not mean in restaurants or bars, in malls or on public transportation, I mean in public. Violators will suffer a 500 dollar or more fine for doing so. They intend to enforce it and have given the average "Joe Citizen" the right to tell people that it is "bothering" them and to put it out, which the violator must comply with. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Look, I know it is nasty, it is harmful, it is not for everyone, and yes I am a smoker but give me a fucking break! This is not slippery slope this is an oil slick of astro glide sensation running down the thigh of every independent rights provider. STAND UP!  This is BULLSHIT! Oh by the way John and Ken on KFI also disputed the President's comments about how alot of this country was built on the backs of Irishmen. I love them but in this case they are Jackasses! They are from Pennsylvania and New Jersey do they know nothing of Irish heritage. If it were not for the Irish (the sub human class of Brit's that were unfortunately demeaned and prosecuted, i.e. IRA - boys look up your facts before the spout!) most of the big cities that John and Ken first found their audiences in would not exist and neither would the railroad system here in America. I know railroads are not as predominant as they used to be in regards to travel but they still hold a firm grip on the free market, in regards to transportation of product, and we would have crumbled long ago as a economic purveyor globally if not for the Irish and the Chinese. I am from Boston I know all about the derogatory comments made about people of Irish backgrounds and the potatoes they consumed. Go to the Kennedy library and learn something if you only want to skim the surface, which I believe you are required to do so for your listeners in order to get what they are looking for when listening to you - untainted truths!

I have two left so hang on and listen, or read as the case may be!

EVERYONE hates Ann Coulter! I LOVE Ann Coulter. I think she is smart, funny, obscene, provocative, and sexy as all hell. She is my wet dream. Ann is the right wing answer to Howard Stern. She makes Rush Limbaugh look impotent and actually legitimate. She is the most extreme of the extreme. Enough, I love ANN COULTER! On her site today (ANNCOULTER.COM) she has an article posted with the offensive title, " Revenge of the Queers". It is about Claude Allen. You should read it even if you do hate her. Her tool bar icon on my browser is a daisy with the words "Ann Baby" underneath, regardless check it out. Like I said, and I will risk being redundant, even if you hate her read her. Common enemies make opposing compatriots friendly and it is known to only be beneficial to know your enemy well, so if you consider her evil then you should be reading her more than me who is obsessed! If you can't force yourself to read her piece or register as a view on her counter than I will help you see what is conveyed. Claude Allen was second in charge of Health and Human Services shortly after Bush's "reign" began. Shortly after he became a "domestic policy adviser". He then was nominated for a Federal judgeship on the 4th Circuit Court Of Appeals. Ms. Coulter weighs in with this statement which should sum it up, "Deploying their usual strategy against black Republicans, Democrats raised questions about Allen's "legal credentials": Democrat-ese for "He's black, so he's probably not very smart." Allen went to Duke Law School, where he was remembered fondly by law professor Walter Dellinger, later Clinton's solicitor general." Bless that girl. All of her wine, her nicotine gum, her candor, we need more people like Ann even if we disagree or hate her. She is revolutionary.

The last is CNN. Well, um , uh. Ok CNN. Their page talks of the third anniversary protests of the Iraq war. If you scroll just slightly down to U.S. issues the number one is the EPA pollution rules. Ok. MMMMM. Number two on that list is, " Calves from Alabama 'mad cow' Being Tested" (CNN.com). I don't think I need to say more. Especially when on Larry King last night a Vanity Fair contributor ripped Feinstein a new asshole. CNN is now known to me as SADNN. Check out Larry King from 3-16 and you will see. I was proud but the fact no CNN attention is brought to it except for the airing is sad and pathetic. I long for the days of Aaron Brown. Now that was a humorist satirical broadcasting of the facts at it's finest!

It is St. Patrick's day. Where is your green shirt? My woman's says, " Mom, Dad, I'm Gaelic!". My lady is Wunderbar!

To take in all the news and think you got it all wrapped up neatly without thinking is like pissing in the dark with the toilet seat down - your ass will be black and blue in the morning if you don't wake up before your woman! Take it all, make a decision, form an opinion but know that it is all bullshit strewn together in silken clothes trying to pass itself off as Asian art in a museum that your kids won't even go to on a field trip that is funded by the government and all of our tax dollars! Everyone pays a price, even silken seamstresses of southeast Asian symmetry. OUCH!

When we dabble in the finger paints of life once more, while the colors remain only one bad choice away from being palatable and we are confident in how good paste tastes (on any level), smile and know that the Pizzacato Five wish you were humming their tunes - bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ba - Monday awaits with bonuses to penetrate ...
 

I heard it once on today's radio news. I couldn't find it on news and media information web sites. The closest I got was Eonline.com. The seashell that leaves us deaf. We all become walking gesticularations. A finger or swoop there. A glide away from the chin. If regulation had it's way we would all end up walking around like Lou Ferrigno and Marlee Maitlin on a blind date.

DAMN IT! - the best I could get away with out of fear that maybe they are watching.

As if mini - Powell's crusade against Stern, the Super Bowl, and other stupidity, wasn't bad enough; now we have Kevin Martin. Yay! I am so happy! Maybe we should have "Ricky" Martin or Kevin "Fedderline" but not a combination of either's idiocy. The Super Bowl I will grant anyone but we all know my accident opinion, they happen. But the rest, wether you agree or not, is obscene in it's own right.

Before I actually explain what I am talking about I will share my rap and rant and rave about T.V., movies, video games, and the internet: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DUMB ASS KIDS (we were all dumb asses as children) AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE TAKE CONTROL AND TURN IT OFF! If your cop out is: what they get when you are not around, then either: A) you are not educating them morally, ethically, and over all; and B) you don't participate enough in their existence, which you created! Be responsible teach your children and control your reality as well as theirs. If you don't like what you, or they, see or hear then end it. Don't participate. If you do not get what I am saying listen to the testimony of Frank Zappa or Jello Biafra during the infamous Tipper Gore PMRC Congress hearings and maybe, as well as hopefully, you will understand.

Today the Federal Government, via the FCC's recommendation, fined CBS 3.63 million dollars for an episode of "Without a Trace" from December of 2004. Expedient processing my ass! This ten P.M. program offended all of the innocent lambs that tariffed December by depicting an orgy amongst teen boys and girls. I have not seen the episode. I find it hard to believe that any sort of nudity was granted the piece even at it's ten o'clock time slot. If there was nudity it is moot. What are your children of influential age doing up at ten P.M. not supervised? The ones who should be left alone are the ones normally that are ok with it, although extreme cases lead to Columbine. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CHILDREN AND WHAT THEY DO, YOU CREATED THEM. It is so easy to toss around the word create when passing judgement on "those" non Christians "over there". However it is very hard to run away from that word when discussing your offspring, or mine for that matter. Again I am an agnostic (and unlike most agnostics) with respect.

Stern at his hay day of verbal watussi was only fined 3.5 million. The same parent company. That evil ass (oops they are after me now) CBS almost deserves it with the Dan Rather thing (I personally think that guy never came off his "peak", and I know PLENTY about that). But really, obscene shows from two years ago? Come on! What the fuck are we doing? Who the fuck is the FCC?

The FCC was set up to regulate interference and conflict of radio signals. The little sub division of Uncle Sam (God, again with the Uncle Sam) was set up to make sure that everyone was to be able to use their radio "devices" without complication, especially Ham Radio operators. Last I checked Falwell and Schueller did not hang their portraits high above the FCC doors and, justifiably so, should not have. I do not NEED morality police. If you want to throw your hat into the ring or slap someone's face with your prissy glove then it should be the true funders of this rubbish: The Advertisers. Hold them responsible not the Network (conduit) or the Entertainer (provider) as they don't fund the scenario. I can't say it anymore loudly, "CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN!"

Tits exposed = 550,000 dollars. Teen sex orgy on prime time with nothing resembling porno = 3.63 million. STUPIDITY!  If you go to the FCC's own website (FCC.gov) you will see the quote:, "So, while the formal charge of Congress to the FCC can be summed up in less than 30 words – ensure that the American people have available, at reasonable costs and without discrimination, rapid, efficient, Nation- and world-wide communication services; whether by radio, television, wire, satellite, or cable – the day-to-day reality may be that there is no more ubiquitous presence in the lives of most Americans than the FCC-regulated communications industries." And the forged hammer falls always on CBS. Damn it Janet , I love you!

It gets mutated from there thanks to the Radio Act of 1927 and the 1934 Communications Act. If you  go to Museum.TV you will find plenty of FCC info such as:, "Title III of the Act deals with broadcast station requirements. Many determinations regarding broadcasting regulations were made prior to 1934 by the Federal Radio commission, and most provisions of the Radio Act of 1927 were subsumed into Title III of the 1934 Communications Act. Sections 303-307 define many of the powers given to the commission with respect to broadcasting. Other sections define limitations placed upon the commission. For example, section 326 within Title III prevents the commission from exercising censorship over broadcast stations. Provisions in the U.S. code also link to the Communications Act; for example, 18 U.S.C. 464 bars individuals from uttering obscene or indecent language over a broadcast station. And, section 315, the Equal Time Rule, requires broadcasters to afford equal opportunity to candidates seeking political office, and formally included provisions for rebuttal of controversial viewpoints under the contested Fairness Doctrine." Wait a minute I find Hawaiin Shirts offensive, and extremely religious and almost pedophiliac, am I right or wrong and should the FCC act on that since basic human expression is a form of communication?

From Carlin (who I saw once at the Hampton Beach casino and all that old bastard did was bitch about smoking in bars - WHAT?) to Anthrax (what is Scott Ian doing participating in VH1 programs?) we watch the stitchers sew in and sew out depending on the boiling point of society.

My Bush flaw: Martin is a former campaign attorney for Bush. As Republican as I want to be and am, this has been the most inbred six years we have ever faced. Thank God (even though Bubba Clinton sucked!) there wasn't four more years of this crap with the first Bush, although I think Daddy had more restraint and a greater sense of humiliation having served ear to ear with Reagan.

Can the FCC become comfortable with it's actual job? Has it become our new social police, a Gestapo if you will? When will the Ostrich become so big it can not hide it's own head as there is not enough sand (even in the middle east) to cover it? I keep thinking of tootsie pops. In regards to America's favorite debutantes use of Shit and Fuck on the "Simple Life", Kevin Martin said, they should be fining them for each "offensive utterance". These were bleeped out words. This man is a crusader. If he comes into my living room on a dark night, before morning breaths, he will not leave breathing. Disdain rises over all levees not just those breeched by storms.

My advice to men and women who require regulation: Grow up and turn it off! There is plenty of horseshit in everyone's flavor to be perused. Again if you are really that hard up about it and want to make a stand ban and boycott the advertisers, but I am quite sure you can not do that due to your Jones like addictions to modern commercialism! If it is the children you worry so much for, then I quote a fellow Scott (and one of deepest regards in regards to balls that shine and glimmer in brass even if not biological) Margot Asquith, "The first element of greatness is fundamental humbleness; ... the second is freedom from self; the third is intrepid courage; ... and the fourth - the power to love - although I have put it last, is the rarest." Take that to the bank and smoke it! Or, er, um, ah, something! Yeah!

Only the Salmon know how much I have socked it, or wait , maybe my Lady does as well. All I know is that the second I can not tune in and turn on and drop out in the privacy of my own friggin' living room, I know it is the time of Hitler or Mao; Stalin or Mussolini. Fascism and Communism aren't that different. All one needs to do is scratch and sniff the page ... it is all shit.

As I burn my last stick of Nag Champa (yes a Republican who lights up inscence) and wind up my typing. From one extreme to the next; on a big manic sex swing I ride; looking to right wrongs and wrong lefts all in the name of the right. Until Friday, may you be as slippery as the next guy and where he has been; watching T.V. and listening to the radio watched by Big Brother ...